TommyInnit’s Guide to Survival

***THE INSTANT SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER*** This book will single-handedly eradicate the need for parenting and schools. It’s that useful. It’s a cruel, cruel world out there, a harrowing place filled with crime and illnesses, taxes and grief. And swans. But help is finally here. TommyInnit’s Guide to Survival will teach you how to: – Navigate peer pressure using simple, fun solutions, such as violence – Survive being mugged, by humans or animals – Become famous in various ways, some of which are even morally defensible – Fall in love – with other actual humans – Overcome the mean voice in your head – Quickly and easily defeat Godzilla, sharks with arms . . . and swans When the apocalypse hits, you need to be ready! So read this book. Read it hard. And then read it again.

• Författare: Tom Simons
• Illustratör: Amrit Birdi
• Format: Inbunden
• ISBN: 9781529442229
• Språk: Engelska
• Antal sidor: 256
• Utgivningsdatum: 2025-04-10
• Förlag: Quercus Publishing